
Well, Sunday finally arrived and I eagerly headed off, knowing the day ahead was going to be a full-on adventure. The weather was looking good and I knew I had at least 2 other die-hard adventure guys coming along for the ride. The days leading up to the ride were filled with riders dropping out for one lame excuse or another: ‘I’m getting new stickers’, ‘It’s my hair washing day’, ‘I have to work’ – you know, the same old stuff. Only Rossco was forgiven as he had a legit reason.
So, off I went down the drive, out the gate, and ‘dduuuuuurrrr’ – nothing. My not-so-trusty CF Moto just died and wouldn’t start. Turned the key off and on and up she went like nothing was wrong, or so I hoped. I made it to the 5-ways, albeit with a couple more splutters along the way, met my comrades, had a quick brew and we were off. ‘Dduuuuuurrrrr’ – oh shit, this could be bad. I’ll persist to Walhalla and if it’s not better by then, I’ll turn back. Don’t want to be stuck in the bush with a dead bike ‘Andy-style’ – I couldn’t stand the embarrassment.
Anyway, knowing that our ride start was actually 2.5 hours away, we made a decent pace (when my bike was actually running) through the usual route of Longwarry, Drouin West, Trafalgar East and to Moe for a fuel top-up, then onwards to Walhalla for morning tea, a quick wee, and turn off all ABS and traction stuff. By the time we got to Walhalla, around 11.30am, the fog had burned off and a magnificent day was presented. We sat in the main street having our coffee and muffins while a lone bagpiper wandered out on the elevated mullock heap and started playing for all to hear. It was rather cool.

Bikes prepped, let’s go! We have 140km to cover to make Noojee. ‘Dduuuurrrrrr’ – oh, stuff it.
We hit the dirt and, by this time, my bike was getting harder to keep running, but I was always able to restart it straight up after turning it off and on again, so I chanced it.
The first 20km out of Walhalla is quite rough; very steep road sides with switchback after switchback and a loose, rocky shale surface. It was a good challenge but made harder by having to keep my bike revving as it was not happy going slow. Anyway, the others seemed to be on top of things and we made our way down the mountainside, across the creek and up to the lookout that gives great views over Thomson Lake. We stopped here for a breather and photo moment but it’s getting rather overgrown now, so we continued on to the water tank lookout.
Along the last several kilometres, the CFA were doing a controlled burn of all the roadside litter – it went on for many kilometres with dozens of trucks and staff overseeing it. It was strange riding along with fire literally 2m away. Anyway, we stopped at the water tank and I was taking photos. I turned around and Woody was eating his lunch. ‘This wasn’t our lunch stop, Woody – just a drink and photo stop,’ but looks like it is now, so we’re sitting on the side of the road in the smoke eating lunch when ‘whoosh’ – just up from us, the ‘controlled’ burn had just jumped into the tree canopy. ‘Uuummm, let’s get the hell out of here while we can and have lunch elsewhere,’ so sangas and fruit got stuffed into the panniers and we hightailed it onto Aberfeldy for a proper lunch. Woody was happy he got his sandwich in the end.

As the road had now improved some and we were travelling OK, I started throwing in some side tracks just to spice things up a bit and offer a challenge to the others if they wanted it. These are just 4×4 tracks made by people to cut off corners and switchbacks, usually only a few hundred metres long but quite rough and rutted at times. They were fun.
We must have done a dozen of them but, not long from our turnoff to Noojee, I took a side track. It was one of the easier ones to start but it had a tricky, rutted downhill bit at the end. I pulled out on the road and glanced back – yep both Nick and Woody were almost down. Cool, off I went. About a km down the road, I noticed they weren’t behind me, so I pulled up waited a bit. Nup; I go back and here they were at the bottom of the hill, helmets off and one dusty Triumph sitting there in shame. Woody had run out of skill with only 10m to go but that’s offroad riding. You’re going to drop it at some stage. The beauty is that it’s usually at not much more than walking pace – but, yes, his trusty Tiger got a couple of cosmetic biffs to add to its cred.
We continued on to our turnoff at the Triangle but, by this time, it was already getting on timewise. Fortunately, this road was much better quality than what we had been on for 90km so we were able to sit on 80 at times but not all the time. It was a pleasant road but rather uneventful. We made Noojee at around 4.45pm; another wee stop and drink as we had now been on the bikes for 7-odd hours.
We headed off again after turning all our safety shit back on, and made a beeline to Tooradin. I had a plan in mind as I knew it was a late finish and I was starving, having only has a muesli bar a for breakfast and an orange for lunch plus half a muffin. So I was starting to dream of fish and chips on the water’s edge. That was the motivation to keep me going. We made Tooradin around 6.15pm, bloody stuffed! We had covered 400km and been on the bikes for over 9 hours with only small stops along the way.

Woody joined me for dinner while Nick made his way home. Yes, it was a big day but it’s hard to put an adventure ride together and keep the day short as you lose 4 hours, at least, getting to and returning from the ride, so it’s just a part of it I’m accepting. As for the CFMoto? Yes, it made it home, coughing and spluttering most of the way, conking out at random and starting straight up again. Guess I’d better sort it out before the next one.
Big thanks to my companions, Nick and Woody. Nick did a fine job as his first TEC – well, when he could remember that the TEC goes last (can’t count how many times he was behind me) but great blokes with a sense of adventure – my kind of people.
Nizz